Wednesday, August 27 - Animal Invention

Today is the day we biologically engineer dogs to do our bidding. Not necessarily performing a surgery on them, but perhaps we can add accessories to aid them. One such in mind is a robotic set of arms mounted on their back, or shoulders. Imagine your dog being able to climb trees. We will increase the intelligence of dogs by applying them to do new things they couldn't do previously. Perhaps a set of small jet engines to propel them to the deepest parts of space. Eventually there will be a dog sanctuary dedicated to letting them live in peace while experimenting with this new equipment on their own. It is a scientific breakthrough! Animal activists will shudder in fear at the new age dog.